Last night, I dreamt that I was hanging out in a crowded amusement park by myself. I somehow ended up in a party tent with Benedict Cumberbatch, in full-out Sherlock costume and he was very sad because he hated his Sherlock hair and someone had stolen his wallet. So then we started making out while he cried sad Benedict Cumberbatch tears. IT WAS ( Read more... )

I had an epic and very, very strange dream last night ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamed I made candles!

Out of peanut-butter...

...in the shape of breasts.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK, BRAIN.

Tonight is the first of three concerts we’re singing with the National Symphony Orchestra at the Kennedy Center, because we are Classy Like That. We’re doing- surprise!- Beethoven’s Ninth; this will be the THIRD TIME I’ve sung this with the NSO, although also my third NSO conductor (Slatkin, de Cou, and now Eschenbach). I love the piece to bits, ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed that I was going to see Oliver! the musical at the 9:30 Club. Except that apparently, the show included Fagin's gang singing Bowie's 'Changes' and Nancy belting 'All By Myself' (I picture it happening a lot like this). This, in the dream, was one of those funny old things that everyone laughs about but NO ONE QUESTIONS ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamt that I was at a Josh Ritter concert. This is not so strange, as I am GOING to a Josh Ritter concert (my sixth?) in a week and a half ( Read more... )

RIGHT. WELL. HERE ARE THINGS ( Read more... )

1- I think about three people will get this. One is poor_choices, and the other two are my sister and brother-in-law, if they happen to stop by my LJ.

2- I have already told poor_choices this joke via Twitter.

3- I really DO NOT CARE, I love it so much.

So for the Babylon 5 fans out there, THE GREATEST JOKE EVER ( Read more... )